“Legendary B. Crab” A Senior Software Engineer with 13 years experience is looking for a new remote role.

My professional career is varied, going back 13 years, with the last 8 being focused primarily in Ruby on Rails based web development. As an employee and consultant, I've been a part of launching 5 startups. I'm particularly passionate about engineering productivity, UX, and automated testing.

My ideal next role would be on an early stage product, where I can help set technical direction. I tend to prefer consumer facing apps and websites but I'm open to other opportunities as well.


  • Has 13 years experience in field
  • Most recent title is Senior Software Engineer
  • Remote Work Only
  • Worked at Google
  • Held a Senior Level role in a company 50-100 people
  • Primarily works in startup environments
  • One or more companies is well known in its industry
  • Played a material role in the beginnings of one or more companies

Notable Projects

  • Built a web annotation library in javascript (think highlighting and notes on any webpage you visit). Worked flawlessly even on mobile.
  • Built a CMS for an innovative online magazine, from scratch. Among other things, it included a complex auth/auth system and unique UX design
  • Served as primary Devops engineer and helped scale a website from 1k to over 2m unique visitors a month.


B.S. Computer Science